Warning: Poetry

Annoying advice is prolific
From people who think they're terrific.
All you can do
Is try not to stew;
Not passing it on is the ticket.

So next time your in-laws get started
And you feel that you're being bombarded,
Don't raise up your bile,
Nod politely and smile;
For someday they will be departed.

I haven't tried my hand at poetry for awhile, which I'm sure many were very grateful for. But how could I resist a limerick challenge? Mad Kane asked for limericks or haikus about bad advice, and I managed to do one both about and containing bad advice. It's a two in one! Sorry, I just can't do haikus.